6 Things {SIMPS} Do WRONG!

March 2, 2021
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Being a ‘nice guy’ is bad, but being a ‘simp’ is worse! And even if you’re not simping, looking like a simp is just as bad. In this video men’s style, grooming, fitness, and lifestyle expert, Aaron Marino of IAmAlphaM  https://iamalpham.com/ AaronMarino https://aaronmarino.com/ Pete & Pedro https://peteandpedro.com/ Tiege Hanley https://www.tiege.com/and ENEMY https://enemy.com/ says a simp does everything in pursuit of that sexy senorita ass. A simp is super manipulative and low value, unlike the ‘nice guy’ who is nice to practically everyone.  You should ALWAYS be a gentleman, BUT that doesn’t mean you should kiss a woman’s ass. Don’t allow a woman to dominate you emotionally, physically, and financially — correct the problem, asap!

When you LOOK like a SIMP {even if you’re not}

  1. Kissing a woman’s ass — girls are a dime a dozen, and no matter how smokin’ hot or bangin’ she is, you should be going over a girl with character and integrity. Don’t give her a pass just because she’s pretty. A simp accepts getting treated badly and will kiss her ass, thinking being nice will enable him to weasel his way in eventually.
  2. Being clingy — there’s nothing worse than being needy and blowing up her phone.
  3. Financial flirting — paying and giving financially to some spicy senorita that’s not giving them any action. If the only time she calls or engages you is when she needs some money, she’s using you financially.
  4. Having simpy style — don’t dress safe and boring. An easy way to up your style game is with a stylish fabric belts from Anson. It’s Alpha’s secret style weapon, paired with white minimal sneakers and tee shirts or polos. Add a partial tuck, and the outfit is absolute money.
  5. Thinking just because she keeps you around that she likes you — take a hard look at your relationship if you’re only getting a text every once in a while, but you’re investing time and money in her.
  6. Not demanding that people respect you — respect is earned and not given. Don’t let anyone take advantage of you, and teach people how to treat you. Don’t be played for a fool either. Instead, go to the gym, go shopping and get yourself a badass outfit, and start hanging out with your boys.

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